I did try to eat some garland when Mom was unpacking it and a piece of it caught in my front teeth. *meouch* Mom stuffed me in a pillowcase trying to hold me down, open my mouth and pull the piece out but I fought her off. She finally left me alone and I took care of the problem myself. Mom will never know how I did it though.
When The Family stayed all night, I retreated to the sink in Mom's bathroom. When Mom and Kelly found me there, I let Kelly pat me...but not for very long. Maybe next time...or not.